Debbie Doonan ← Previous revision Revision as of 20:55, 4 November 2009 Line 5: Line 5: ==Debbie Doonan== ==Debbie Doonan==   + ((File:Olivia Colman Debbie Doonan.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Debbie Doonan attending the funeral of Tameka)) '''Debbie Doonan''' (((Olivia Colman))) is Simon's mother, who lives with him, Andy, Ashlene and best friend Hayley at 19 Melody Crescent. Debbie Doonan is described by Simon as "the most glamourous woman in ((Reading))", however, her glamourous reputation is temporarily tarnished when her hairdresser, Tameka, dies half way through her haircut. She has peroxide blonde bleached hair and hair extensions. Debbie is a heavy drinker, and won years free supply of ((gin)) in a poetry competetion. Debbie and Andy drank so heavily when they married that they cannot remember the date (either June 14 or May 8). Debbie quits drinking for a week to prove to Simon that she is not "Reading's answer to ((Oliver Reed))", however Debbie eventually succumbs to Andy's homemade gherkin and cucumber wine after being called a "moody bitch" when sober. Debbie is outspoken and at times opinionated, but always loving to her children. A ((barmaid)) at the local pub, Debbie attacks Simon's teacher, after discovering she allowed him to drink with her in the pub. She also charges people to read their ((tea leaves)), despite her possessing no pyschic ability. Debbie is an excellent fighter and has various brawls with Reba (Kylie's mother) and pushes an American woman through a ((plate glass)) window for "suspiciously" touching her ((bum bag)). She also gets arrested for ((assault)) after punching Tristram Bell, the school drama teacher, but he decides not to press charges. Her previous criminal record involved her throwing a ((Cadbury's Creme Egg)) at ((Margaret Thatcher)), but she missed and hit a ((police officer)), causing his eye to swell up the size of a golf ball according to the ((judge)). '''Debbie Doonan''' (((Olivia Colman))) is Simon's mother, who lives with him, Andy, Ashlene and best friend Hayley at 19 Melody Crescent. Debbie Doonan is described by Simon as "the most glamourous woman in ((Reading))", however, her glamourous reputation is temporarily tarnished when her hairdresser, Tameka, dies half way through her haircut. She has peroxide blonde bleached hair and hair extensions. Debbie is a heavy drinker, and won years free supply of ((gin)) in a poetry competetion. Debbie and Andy drank so heavily when they married that they cannot remember the date (either June 14 or May 8). Debbie quits drinking for a week to prove to Simon that she is not "Reading's answer to ((Oliver Reed))", however Debbie eventually succumbs to Andy's homemade gherkin and cucumber wine after being called a "moody bitch" when sober. Debbie is outspoken and at times opinionated, but always loving to her children. A ((barmaid)) at the local pub, Debbie attacks Simon's teacher, after discovering she allowed him to drink with her in the pub. She also charges people to read their ((tea leaves)), despite her possessing no pyschic ability. Debbie is an excellent fighter and has various brawls with Reba (Kylie's mother) and pushes an American woman through a ((plate glass)) window for "suspiciously" touching her ((bum bag)). She also gets arrested for ((assault)) after punching Tristram Bell, the school drama teacher, but he decides not to press charges. Her previous criminal record involved her throwing a ((Cadbury's Creme Egg)) at ((Margaret Thatcher)), but she missed and hit a ((police officer)), causing his eye to swell up the size of a golf ball according to the ((judge)).