This week: Admit it, it's the highest grossing film of the year, but you never actually got around to seeing it.  Pirates of the Caribbean - Dead Man's Chest (Two-Disc Collector's Edition) Don't let the playa haters fool you. This sequel is just as exciting as the original, and lacks maybe a fraction of its charm. My only beef is that the original had better sword fights. This one, however, brings the mad set pieces and answers a lot of questions you may not even remember as unanswered from the original. It also ends on a helluva cliffhanger that, for a series with spoilers a-plenty, I did not see coming. A plethora of featurettes fill out the two-disc version, but if you just want the screenwriters' commentary, it's available on the regular edition. Miami Vice (Unrated Director's Cut) Critics found all of director Michael Mann's trademark style without any of his substance in this in-name-only adaptation of his hit '80s show. They also didn't really think Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx had any chemistry. And if you think either of those opinions are going to keep a Mann-i-ac like myself away from this, you are mistaken. The director's cut adds seven minutes which I doubt fix the film's supposed flaws, but probably don't hurt, either. Saturday Night Live - The Complete First Season Remember when SNL was funnier than, say, the crappy variety show put on in Studio 60 (okay, nothing in real life is that crappy)? Remember when the only way to see the original Not Ready for Prime Time Players was to get the Best of Somebody DVD? Remember when Paul Simon was in pretty much every episode? Remember when they only had one black guy in the ensemble (um... maybe skip that last one)? Well, now you can see where it all started, uncut. Be warned, however; if you're looking for Bill Murray, you'll have to wait until season two. Extras include screen tests and a photo book. 24 - Season Five Just when 24 had a season that could not be topped, that hit heights unseen since season one, they topped it. Starting with a premiere that really did deliver on the whole you -won't-believe-the-first-five-minutes schtick and ending with a slam-bang finale that saw Jack take on his most powerful adversary yet, season five earned its three Emmys with tension to spare. Plenty of extras including commentary and deleted scenes. Dungeons & Dragons - The Complete Series If you're like me, you completely geeked out to this series as a kid. You did not need to play D&D to enjoy this animated Saturday morning cartoon with a Scooby gang of adventurers trapped in the D&D realm with a Yoda-esque Dungeonmaster trying to guide them home. Apparently there were 27 episodes, though I only remember there being, like, six. Extras include a fan-generated live-action short and a radio show-style broadcast of the unaired final episode. In this week's long list, a horror remake and a horror film about to be remade. 10th Anniversary Concert - Lana Lane 1900 (Special Collector's Edition) 20 Centimeters 24 - Season Five 24 - Seasons 1-5 4 Wheelin'/Off Roadin' 60 Minutes - Hiding From Death (December 03, 2006) 60 Minutes - Netflix (December 03, 2006) 8 Second Hereos: Ultimate Showdown Action Art of Hermann Nitsch From Past to Present Addison's Wall Adios Amigo The Adventure of the Little Prince: The Greatest Gift The Adventures of The Black Stallion: Season 1 (26 Episodes) The Adventures of the Little Prince: The Magic Case After the Rain Alcohol Odio Y Muerte Alien Nation / Enemy Mine All Access, Vol. 13: DVD Magazine All the Right Moves / Great Expectations Almost Famous, Vol. 2 Amargosa Angel in the Family Animaniacs, Vol. 2 Anywhere But Here / Stealing Beauty Aperghis: Storm Beneath a Skull Apollo 13:for the Record The Architect (Blu-ray/ HD DVD/DVD ) Think maybe the fact that the cheerleader from Heroes is in this helped push it into multi-format release since, chances are, you've never heard of it?  Art of the Gun Triple Feature: Black Angel/Black Angel 2/Pistol Opera Atlas Attack Force Awful Normal Baja Diaries Banquet Batman: The Complete Seasons 1 and 2 The Beale's of Grey Gardens - Criterion Collection Beaux Arts at 50 - Beaux Arts Trio Bed of Nails - Honeymoon Suite Beerfest (R-Rated Widescreen Edition/ Unrated Full Screen Edition/ Unrated Widescreen Edition ) More from the Broken Lizard crowd. This time with beer. And Europeans. Best of C.M. punk Best of the History Channel 2006 Best of the Videos 1984-2004 - Metallica Beverly Hill Brats Beware of the Dog - Jamelia Beyond Dream's Door (Special Edition) Biker Madness Choppers USA Billy Blanks Bootcamp Elite - Mission 3: Rock Solid Abs Billy's Boot Camp Elite: Mission Two - Maximum Power Billy's Bootcamp Elite - Mission One - Get Started Black Christmas This would be the original Black Christmas, not the remake that's coming out later this month.  And I'm sure you're all broken up about those Hollywood bastards messing with the integrity of this classic.  Black Tape: A Tehran Diary Bleak Future Blonde Girls of Peach Blood and Oil - The Middle East in World War I DVD The Blood Stained Bride The Bloodletting - Bloodletting Bluegrass Roots: Music Makers of Blue Ridge Boris Karloff the Veil Botch - 061502 Boys Briefs 4 Bring It On: All or Nothing/Bring It On Broadway Dance Center: Creative Movements for 3 and 4 Year Olds The Broken Giant The Brute Man Buddha Wild Monk in the Hut Buscando a Leti C.C. and Company Caged Combat Warriors Challenge IFC World Tour Cali Concert - Fania All Stars Cannibal Captain Kidd Capulina Contra Los Monstruos Capulina Contra Los Vampiros Chain Reaction / The Vanishing Chameleons:Ascension Chaos & Cadavers Chaos Ridden Years: Stockholm Knockout Live Charlie Chan Collection, Vol. 2 (Charlie Chan at the Circus / Charlie Chan at the Olympics / Charlie Chan at the Opera / Charlie Chan at the Race Track) Cheezy Exploitation Trailers Cheezy Fantasy Trailers Cheezy Horror Trailers, Vol. 1 Cheezy Horror Trailers, Vol. 2 Cheezy Sci-Fi Trailers, Vol. 1 Cheezy Sci-Fi Trailers, Vol. 2 Cheyenne: The Complete First Season Chlorox, Ammonia and Coffee Christian Comedy Live A Christmas Story (Blu-ray) A Christmas Story (HD DVD) Chuck Norris Fists of Steel Cinema Paradiso (Speacial Edition) Civil War-Blood & Honor Class Action / Man Trouble Close to You Remembering – The Carpenters Cocoon / Cocoon - The Return Coma Girl Commandos Special Elite Forces The Complete Uncensored Private Snafu The Conformist (Extended Edition) Cornbread Presents Street Heat: Fight TV, Vol. 1 Cornbread Presents Street Heat: Fight TV, Vol. 2 Cornbread Presents Street Heat: Prison Fights - Felony Assault Craig Titus: Version 2.1 - The Bodybuilding Video Criminal Desire Crunch: Fat Burning Blast Cry Funny Happy Cy Yo Live Dance Off the Inches: Tummy Tone Party Zone! Dance with Lisa: Red Hot Salsa Made Simple II Dancing for Dollars Dave Chapelle's Block Party/Half Baked Dead End Deadly Reckoning Definitive History of WWII / The American Soldier Demons Triple Feature: The Other Hell/Demons III: The Ogre/Black Demons Dengue Fever (Brazilian Jiu Jitsu) Desperate Man Blues: Discovering the Roots of American Music Dialogues: Conversations on the Critical Issues of Our Time Dinosaur Valley Girls (Mammoth Edition) Disney DVD Game World - Disney Princess Edition Disney DVD Game World - Dogs Edition Dog Lover's Symphony Donny & Marie Christmas Show Dos Rateros De Altura Dream to Believe Driver's Seat Duffy's Irish Circus The Dukes of Hazzard - The Complete Seventh Season The Dukes of Hazzard: The Complete Seasons 1-7 Dungeons & Dragons - The Complete Series Edge / Tigerland El Bueno Para Nada El Hijo De Camelia La Texana El Rey De Monterey El Sabor De La Venganza El Sargento Capulina El Senor De Los Cerros El Viaje Magico Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton Film Collection (Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf 2-Disc Special Edition / The Comedians / The Sandpiper / The V.I.P.s) 5 Disc Set Emanuelle II eMedia Essential Acoustic Guitar eMedia Essential Bass Guitar eMedia Essential Rock Guitar Eureka Seven, Vol. 5 Eureka Seven, Vol. 5 (Limited Edition) Europe - The Final Countdown Tour, Live in Sweden 1986 (20th Anniversary Edition) Exitos: 98:06 Exposed-the Secret Life of the Veronicas Eyewitness:Butterfly & Moth Eyewitness:Pond & River Fall to Grace Falling Fandom Fania All Stars-Cali Concert The Fearless Avenger Festival 2005 - The Cure Finis Jhung Ballet Technique: Barrework Level 1 Finis Jhung Ballet Technique: Barrework Level 2 Fire in the Dark First Time Around Flexi-Ball Workout: Three Complete Workouts Flight of the Phoenix (Blu-ray - 2004) Floorfillers the Ultimate Party DVD Flourish - Jennifer Morrison Flower and Snake 2 Forbidden Forbidden Chapter Forever: The Singles - The Charlatans UK Four Deadly Reasons Fox War Book (Patton - Special Edition / The Longest Day / Tora! Tora! Tora! - Special Edition) French Kiss / She's the One From Hell (Blu-ray - 2001) Full Moon 3 Gangland: Bullets Over Hollywood Garfield - Behind the Scenes (With Toy) Generation Lost Getting It On A Gift of Love from Chicken Soup for the Soul God Told Me To Going Nomad Goodbye Goodnight, We Love You - The Life and Legend of Phyllis Diller Goza Conmigo Grandma's House - Horror Hotel Great Battles of WWII Green Chimneys Grey Gardens Guarded Secrets Guys Gone Wild Bad to the Bone Happy Tree Friends: Season 1, Vol. 1 A bit harsh for my taste, but if that's your cup of intestine-filled tea, enjoy.  Harajuku Lovers Live - Gwen Stefani Hdscape Sampler Heavy Hellsing Ultimate Vol. 1 Here's to the Heroes-a Night With the Ten Tenors Heroes of World Class Wrestling Hi-5: Action Heroes Hi-5: Move Your Body High School Musical (Two-Disc Remix Edition) Holiday Home Workout Vol. 1 for your daily fitness routine (3 DVDs) Box Set Honolulu DVD - 100 Years in the Making Hoodz: Hip-Hop and the Streets - Straight to the Point Hot as a Pistol, Keen as a Blade Hours & the Times The House on Haunted Hill How to Eat Fried Worms (New Line Platinum Series) Wow.  That just didn't take any time at all.  Actually, pretty well-reviewed, as these things go.  Huckleberry Hound 1 - Disc 1 Hyde Park - Foo Fighters Idlewild (Widescreen Edition) It seems like an extended Outkast video would be a good thing, but the reviews were not kind. IGPX, Vol. 7 The Impressionists Impressions of Coltrane In Search for Leti In the Beginning, Vol. 2: Montreal International Reggae Festival Independent Lens - Paul Conrad - Drawing Fire Inside Man/The Interpreter InuYasha, Vol. 49 - Tragic Love Song of Destiny Invisible James Dean Anniversary Collection ~ Tribute to James Dean Jesse James Rides Again Jindabyne John Cage - One With 103 Joysticks Julian Bream: My Life in Music Kasey Kahne: Dirt N Drift - 48 Hours with Kasey Kebab Connection King of the Roaring 20:Arnold Rothste Kirameki Project 2: Metal Hearts Kirikou et Les Betes Sauvages Knockout Queens, Vol. 2 Kukumi La Casa de la Risa La Historia La Huella La Nina de la Mochila La Venganza De Maria Last of the Spanish Mustangs Last Zapatistas LBZ: Quatros Locos Leaves of Green Lies and Alibis Live at Llangollen - Katherine Jenkins Live at the Basement - Angels Live from Lincoln Center - Various Live from Sydney to Vegas - Black Eyed Peas Live in Ahoy 2006 - Golden Earring Live in Germany - Barry White Live in San Francisco - Gregory Isaacs Live in San Francisco - Yellowman Live in St. Petersburg Live: Un Regard 9 Look Both Ways The Loss of Nameless Things Love on Delivery A Love to Hide Lovelight – Robbie Williams Lubitsch in Berlin: Anna Boleyn Lubitsch in Berlin: Sumurun Lubitsch in Berlin: The Oyster Princess/I Don't Want to Be a Man Lubitsch in Berlin: The Wildcat Lustre A.M. and P.M. Tai Chi Mad Cowgirl (Special Edition) Made of Music - The Story of John Cruz Magic Knight Rayearth: TV Series Season One and Two Magic of Boney M The Magic Voyage Marcado Por El Narco Mark of the Devil Market Square Massacre Matanza De Judiciales Meca Fighting Championship "9" (Assuerio Silva, Mauricio "Shogun" Rua) Meca Fighting Championship "10" (Carlos Baruch;Nilson De Castro;Daniel Acacio;Ana Carolina) Meca Fighting Chamopionship "11" (Gustavo Machado) Meca Fighting Championship "12" (Anderson Silverio;Eric Tavares;Edson Drago) Melt Art Made Easy with Suze Weinberg Mergers and Acquistions Metallica - The Videos 1989-2004 Miami Vice (HD-DVD Rated + Unrated DVD Combo) Miami Vice (Unrated Director's Cut) Miami Vice (Widescreen Edition) Micronauts Revolution Mission Impossible - The Complete First Season Mon DVD a Moi Monica Brandt: Secret of Beauty Monkeys and Robots If it were actually about monkeys and robots, I'd love it even more, but still, Title of the Week.  Musica Nuda-Live in Paris My First Wedding My X-Girlfriend's Wedding Reception Mystery Woman - Sing Me a Murder Naruto Uncut Boxed Set Vol. 2 Naruto Uncut Boxed Set Vol. 2 (Special Edition) National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (Blu-ray) National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (HD DVD) NBA Greatest Moments in NBA History NBA Legends Giftset (Ultimate Jordan / Magic Johnson Always Showtime / Larry Bird A Basketball Legend) NBA: Street Series, Vol. 1-3 New Year's Day NFL Greatest Super Bowl Moments 1-XL NFL Hall of Fame Complete History NFL Pittsburgh Steelers Ultimate Collection NHL: Philadelphia Flyers Greatest Games Set Night of Bloody Horror Night of the Ghoul Nine Months / The Truth About Cats & Dogs No Journey's End No Rest for the Wicked Norma Rae / Working Girl Now That's What I Call a Music Quiz 2 Number Ones - ABBA The OH in Ohio Refers to an orgasm.  Now you know.  With Paul Rudd and Parker Posey. One Cold Winter's Night - Kamelot The Open Championship - The 2006 Official Film Oss 117: Le Caire, Nid d'Espions Paniponi Dash, Vol. 1: Lethal Lesson Papuwa, Vol. 3: Tropical Triathlon Peaceful Waters Peach Remixes Persona Non Grata The Pet Phone Sex Piano Works-the Film Pinky and the Brain, Vol. 2 Pinky and the Brain, Vols. 1 & 2 Pirates of the Caribbean - Dead Man's Chest (Two-Disc Collector's Edition) The Place Without Limits Planet of the Apes / Quest for Fire Poet and the Con Poker: The Complete Chip and Card Handling Series The Premiere Frank Capra Collection (Mr. Smith Goes to Washington / It Happened One Night / You Can't Take It with You / Mr. Deeds Goes to Town / American Madness / Frank Capra's American Dream) Prevention Fitness Systems: Drop It in 30 Prevention Fitness Systems: Walk Yourself Fit The Prisoner in Bondage Pucker Up Puff the Magic Dragon Pulse (Unrated Widescreen Edition) This J-Horror adaptation with Veronica Mars' Kristen Bell was delayed for months before it was finally revealed that yes, in fact, it sucked. Punch Up, Vol. 1 Punch Up, Vol. 2 punk Rock Ballads for the Ugly and Unloved - A Human & His STD's Pussycat Dolls - Live in London Queens The Quick and the Undead (Widescreen) Raving Maniacs Recon 2020: The Caprini Massacre The Red Planet Mars Reflections: The Definitive Performances 1964-1969 Refuge of Last Resort Restraining Order Retrato De Una Mentira Rise Above: The Tribe 8 Documentary Rising Sun (Blu-ray - 1993) Rising Sun / Sugar Hill Road to Success Rock and Roll Superhero Rocky (Blu-ray - 1976) Rocky Rocky Anthology (Rocky / Rocky II / Rocky III / Rocky IV / Rocky V) Rocky Marciano - A Life Story The Ron Clark Story Roseanne - The Complete Sixth Season Runaway Jury / Class Action Rusty: The Great Rescue / Far From Home Salsa Mania Saturday Night Live - The Complete First Season Savannah Smiles (Full) Say It Isn't So / Stuck on You Scandal Sheet Second Sight Vol 1 Second Sight Vol 2 Second Sight Vol 3 Second Sight Vol 4 Secrets of the Dead - Dogfight Over Guadalcanal Seizing Me Set Point Shades of Darkness Shark She's the One / Simply Irresistible Shelf Life Shelter Silent Scream Sinbad Son of a Preacher Man Skeleton Key Sleeping With the Enemy / Dying Young Snowballing Solar Attack Someone to Love Spivs Stargaze 2 Starry Starry Night Superman Returns/Justice League-Justice on Trial Survivor Vanuatu - The Complete Season Symbiopsychotaxiplasm Take One - Criterion Collection TCM Archives - Forbidden Hollywood Collection, Vol. 1 (Waterloo Bridge 1931 / Baby Face / Red-Headed Woman) Teen Titans: The Complete Seasons 1 and 2 Teenage Graffiti Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Volume 6 (Full) Tell It with Puppets The Terminator: Hunters and Killers Territory Terrorists Texas Taliban This Is Electro Three Sickxty - Visionary Urban Classics Presents Tierra Baja - Tierra Baja To the Left of the Father Toot and Puddle: I'll Be Home for Christmas Topo-Gigio, Vol. 10: Los Musicales Topo-Gigio, Vol. 9 Tough Guys of Hollywood Movies Tower of Song - An Epic Story of Canada and Its Music The Towering Inferno / Volcano Tracks Trigun Remix, Vol. 5 Twice the Fear - Visionary Urban Classics Presents U Talk 2 Much - Sultans of Ping F.C. The Ultimate Drummers Weekend #12 Ultimate Poker Challenge Season Two Ultimate Tour – Take That Una Nortena Brava United 93/Twin Towers Unsolved Mysteries of WWI The Vanishing / Black Widow Venganza Siniestra Vice Academy, Vol. 2 Vida Guerra: Exposed Viewtiful Joe, Vol. 6 Villa Paranoia Viva Navidad Vol. 1-Fantastic Voyages - Fat Freddy's Drop Voliminal: Inside the Nine - Slipknot Walt Disney Legacy Collection - True Life Adventures, Vol. 1 Walt Disney Legacy Collection - True Life Adventures, Vol. 2 Walt Disney Legacy Collection - True Life Adventures, Vol. 3 Walt Disney Legacy Collection - True Life Adventures, Vol. 4 Warrior Soul - Doro We Shall Not Be Moved We Were Heroes First Cavalry Division Airmobile - We Were Heroes-Vietnam Welcome to Mooseport / Joe Somebody What's New Scooby-Doo, Vol. 10 - Monstrous Tails Who Are They-Those Rock Stars - You Am I Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (Two-Disc Special Edition) I'm not exactly sure why Steven Soderbergh is on the commentary track with Mike Nichols, but I'd still love to hear it. Wildflower Tour: Live in New York - Sheryl Crow The Wim Wenders Collection, Vol. 2 Winning Lacrosse: Skills and Drills for Beginning Players Witness Protection in Bondage World Extreme Fighting, Vol. 1: Sin City Shootout World War 1 - American Legacy DVD WWE - Cyber Sunday 2006 Y Donde Esta La Comadre Yogi Bear Show: Complete Series Zatch Bell, Vol. 7: Apollo, The Free Traveler David Dylan Thomas is a Philly-based writer/filmmaker who opines voraciously about dem pictures what move on the screen at DavidDylanThomas.com.