Previously on Heroes: Remember me? I used to do long voiceovers about destiny at the beginning of every episode. Now I just do the "Previously on Heroes" bit. Ever since I made the mistake of shaving my stubble off that one time, I've been trying to work my way out of Kring's doghouse. He told me I ...

This week we learn that Lava is psycho, Just Right is boring, one of the girls smashed a homie (again) and the producers of the show always highlight the women who will be eliminated at the top of the show. Who smashed a homie you ask? I'll give you one hint: It's the celibate one. celibate.jpg "Celibate ...

In a dramatic voiceover Cat tells us that thousands auditioned, hundreds (or one hundred and fifty two) moved on to Vegas, but only twenty got to appear on the crappy new stage (twenty one if you count Brandon Dumlao, which I guess they're not doing).  We are down to fourteen, and tonight they will ...

Tonight, on the Project Runway Season 6 Finale, bangs lose. 200911201335 Previously, Carol Hannah's eyelashes got the swine flu and threw up all day. Will they be able to compete? Wj-Cp4-1 Nothin' but death can keep me from it!! We open with Carol Hannah dealing with her illness the same way we deal ...

blurbut.png Welcome back to Amazing Race everyone! The leg begins where we left off - Stockholm! Phil reminds us it's the birthplace of ABBA. OMG if they had an ABBA challenge that'd be AWESOME! Team BroMos would nail it. After an extended commercial about them winning a Travelocity triop, Team Trotters ...

dt728.JPG Welcome, welcome. We're thundering home to the conclusion of our 120-day DietTribe weight loss journey. But we have a few pitfalls left to stumble through before we get there. Namely, softball camp, resort restaurant dinner ordering, photo burning, and surfing lessons. Exciting--and random--times. ...

Dear Gasmii, My sincerest apologies for posting this recap of The Biggest Loser so late. You see, I had the flu over the weekend. So I was already experiencing enough intestinal grief without adding this show to the mix. Forgive me? BL-8-9-9.png If not, then Jillian will kill you. We are in week 9, ...

Tonight on Styl'd, we don't get to see Tara go apeshit on Julie's personal belongings. Styl'd, I'm very very dis'pntd in you. Oh man. I just want this entire show to be Tara being disgusting. But it's not. I guess I should press play now. So here we are at the third episode and Brett still isn't gone! ...

This week was pretty damn pathetic. Don't get me wrong, I was entertained and I got a couple of good belly laughs out of it, but the loser factor of these women's lives has rocketed into the stratosphere. Once again I am simply amazed that they are so unselfaware that they allow their vile behavior ...

S19E9009.jpg REMEMBER THIS FACE, FOR IT WILL SPELL YOUR DOOM, LAURA. It's Night 21 at Aiga, right after Erik has been voted out. Russell tells us that he didn't even think twice about playing the idol, even though he knows it exposes him and he's sure he's leaving next. On the other side of camp, the ...