· OK, we think we can officially say we're excited about a new fall show: That would be Opportunity Knocks on ABC, Ashton Kutcher's contribution to the, "Hey—let's throw a block party game show!" genre. So much to love here, from the kid-sister diary hunt, to the whack-a-pottery challenge, to the identify-your -infant-brother's -screams quiz round. And just think how awesome it will be when they pack up the show and move it to the ghetto! (TV Week) · Why yes, we do think we've seen this halo-effect used to great success on previous comedy one-sheets. (/Film) · Jessica Alba radiates the unmistakable, bird-flipping glow of a woman nearing childbirth. (celebslam) · An anonymous bidder paid $15 million for Takashi Murakami's jizz-vortex manga sculpture: someone who sounded a whooooole lot like Kanye West affecting a matronly British accent. (Gawker) · Want to kill a few hours? Thighs Wide Shut collected the mother of all Indy ephemera link dumps, including a listing of every person ever really named Indiana Jones. (They were all born in the 19th century.) (thighswideshut.org) · Stumble along with the ANTM finalists as they attempt to plug CoverGirl's new Westshlicksfritzsprtizer! (Congratulations, Whitney.) (B-Side Blog)