110409clinton_bush.jpg As quickly as you can say nuke-yu-ler, the hotly anticipated debate between George W. bush and Bill Clinton has been called off! At first we assumed it was because when bush agreed to the debate, he thought he'd be going up against George Clinton, the brain-fried frontman for Parliament-Funkadelic, not Bill Clinton, world-renowned master debater. But turns out, it's Clinton who's withdrawn. Clinton spokesman Matt McKenna insists the former presidents never agreed to a "debate"—what they'd signed up for was a breezy moderated panel discussion, like the one between their cronies Carville and Rove in May. McKenna tells the Post, "This event ... was supposed to be a discussion between the two former presidents, and has been canceled because it was not being billed as such by an overeager promoter." Okay, fine, so it's not a "debate!" Why pull the plug on the whole thing? Can't we still watch these two "discuss" how bush burned through America's $2.2 trillion surplus and left us living in a Mad Max-style tent city? Add to digg Email this Article Add to Facebook Add to Google