Only moments ago, a co-worker stopped by my office with a curious looking jewelcase atop a velveteen cushion. Gently, I lifted the object off of it’s pillowy home to discover that it was an advanced copy of Adam Lambert’s debut CD, “For Your Entertainment.” My reaction: PEEWEESNAKES There it was, in ...

Fulong the two-year-old giant panda was shipped from Austria to China this morning in this giant panda cage. It looks like he’s in panda jail: Panda Cage Because it’s Friday afternoon and I’m delirious, I really wanted to title this post “We finally nailed the perp who ate all that bamboo!” but Michelle ...

58970043 Say goodbye to your record, young people who are wizards, and make way for young people who are werewolves and vampires: Summit Entertainment is reporting that the “Twilight” sequel opened on Thursday night to an unprecedented $26.3 million during its midnight screenings across the country. ...

Office Shareholders Meeting Ahhhhhhhhhhh Oscar!!!!!!!!! That was your moment!!! How many readers were really, genuinely rooting for Oscar to just lay into the Dunder-Mifflin execs, totally validate Michael’s faith in him, and usher the company into a new era with the Wallace-Michael-Oscar arm triumphantly ...

Poopy Vag Pants Here is an imagined conversation which we guess took place only minutes before the above snapshot was taken, between Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester and her “friend”: Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester: How do I look? Leighton Meester’s Friend: Hot. Leighton Meester: Seriously? Leighton Meester’s ...

Jason Segel of Forgetting Sarah Marshall fame appeared onstage with The Swell Season, the musicians from the movie Once, in today’s “If the internet didn’t exist, we never would have seen this, so good on you internet” clip of the day. After lamenting the politics that led to his Dracula Musical getting ...

This week the cast of New Moon, Sarah Palin, and Levi Johnston were all competing to see who could appear in the most places possible, but they’re all apparently amateurs compared to “The Observers” on Fringe. Gabe Liedman has the proof on this episode of Best Day Ever: VH1 TV Shows | Music Videos | ...

I had the privilege of sitting across from this sweet Hank ad on the subway this morning. Even though the show is now canceled, it wasn’t for the lack of a really confusing ad campaign with a paragraph of information and little cartoon pictures instead of words: Hank Subway Poster Who wouldn’t want ...

These White Christian rappers sangin’ about the ol’ “Christian Side Hug” is officially the worst rapping we’ve ever heard. Yes, even worse than the rapping done by Mr. Schuester on Glee. And even though the commenters at Buzzfeed have already pointed the “FAKE” finger, comedy or not, this is abysmal ...

RYAN-SEACREST-LARRY-KING On the top of my agenda for 2010? GET INVITED TO LARRY KING’S BIRTHDAY PARTY. Look at these lucky f**kers: Don Johnson (in the little red hat, left); Ryan Seacrest (in the feathery headpiece, Bob Mackie probably, middle); and bday boy Larry King (small red hat, faraway stare, ...